If you miss your job at FEMA, or just like no-muss, no-fuss fashion, order the MEN IN WHITE coverall. With this spill-resistant, durable Tyvek (a.k.a. Tyvex) suit, you'll be the envy of your peers. One size is available and fits large to extra-large men. The lengths of the sleeves and pantlegs are easily customized using scissors.

This high-quality suit was made in the U.S. for your Uncle Sam. Quantities are limited, so order today! And at only $20 (price includes shipping and tax), you'll feel as good as you look.